Being
this damn smart all my life has proven more of a curse than a
blessing. Going through life as one of the cool kids forced me to mask my
smarts…real good. I mean, do you know what it is like to be cursed with this
brain?
No…you
probably don’t.
As a mechanism to deal with dumbasses, I have always tried to use
humor in everything I do. And when I do, I have been able to (successfully)
entertain the layman dumbass.
I mean, you’re reading this right now and you’re entertained,
right?
I was the baby in a family of five. To get rid of my smart
ass, my parents sent me outdoors, to break windows and raise a little bit of
hell — heck for those of you offended by cursing.
In college, I had a solid C- GPA average — go me. Always
the student of consistency, I maintained this stellar average for my five full
years.
So where I am now? Well, after coasting through my college years
with my somewhat below average GPA, I landed my dream job. For the
past 25 years, I have been complacent, lazy government slackass. I have
a fat salary, funded 100% by your hard earned tax dollars. (Do you feel
stupid yet?) My claim to fame? Performing just well enough to keep my job. That’s
it. And, as a professional slackass, I was even able to convince Uncle Sam to
pay for my master’s degree, (Nailed it!)
Now, reborn and sort of taking myself seriously, I am looking to
establish a NEW way of doing things, I actually want to work for my money,
as opposed to take yours. As such, I have plugged into a real investment group
that teaches me how to earn passive income, using a proven model designed to
navigate the ordinary Joe (and the resident smart ass) to success.
With Ms. Lowball at my side, let’s see how far this Smart
Ass Can go!
She says….
Yeah, he’s a smart
ass alright. He’s also a pain in the ass. When he started real estate
investing, he was using my MLS 24/7 and sending me properties to evaluate 24
times per day….not kidding. But, all in all, as his backing real estate guru,
he needs me, so I put up with him. Most of the time.
After two successful investments in single family, we are
looking to expand into multi-family, and maybe even some franchises. So,
basically, I will continue my tawdry romantic affair with MLS and then have a
three-way with Loopnet. (Can you feel my excitement here?)
All the same, the Smart Ass and I are in it together, and we
look forward to sharing our real estate knowledge, investment adventures and
more in our blog.
Hugs and Kisses,
Ms. Lowball
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