The Confounding Case of the Rotten Renters [Part 4]


The Confounding Case of the Rotten Renters [Part 4]

By: Ms. Lowball

In part three of this saga, I talked about how our tenants left us high and dry on rent, skipped out on a property we own and left us nothing but a bag of trash and chickens behind. No notice, no forwarding address….nothing. Aside from having steam come out of my ears, here’s what I did to rectify the case of the rotten renters.

Step 1: Called the contractor to fix it
First, I called out go to guy, Rob, owner of RTM property services, and all around cool dude. He went to the property and promptly gave me a bid. Turns out, the rotten renters had not only done $4,000 worth of damage in addition to stealing the stove we put in.

Thanks….thanks a lot. A**holes.

But, I digress. Rob had all the work done for me in a week and I penned him a check for $4,000.

Oh the joys of investing….but that’s another blog.

Step 2: Advertised it for sale and for rent
While Rob was working on the house, I advertised it for sale and for rent. Sale, as property values in San Antonio have been on a massive upswing, so we could get out of said “shit hole” and rent to put some bodies in the house so that we weren’t losing any more money. I also (to help recoup our loss) upped the rent from $850 to $904, which was on par with current market values.

Since we had owned the property for a year, selling without having to use a 1031 tax deferred exchange just made since so we could put the capital in our pockets and move on to bigger, better things.

An Aside from the Miss of Lowballing: 
I never put a sign in the yard – never do either – advertising the house. I did everything online, including take applications and collect application fees. Within days I had over 20 applicants (at $35 a pop) and began screening – more on this in part 5.

I also had massive interest from people wanting to buy it.

All in all, I was doing okay.

After all, I just collected $700 in application fees alone!


Step 3: Filed a police report
Seeing as our previous rotten renters had left me holding a $4,000 bag, I did a little research and filed charges against them with the police. I didn’t want to put a CSI trace out of my hate, so I let my tax dollars do the walking.

Step 4: Found the renters on social media
Well, actually, they found me. All of a sudden, while I was checking my LinkedIn profile, who’s name happened to pop up but my very own rotten renter!!!! And guess who had updated their employment information. Ha! And while I wasn’t going to go show up at her work, it was nice to have gotten a small win by happenstance.

Step 5: Sold the house….sort of
So far, the house has been sold about three times, and fallen through three times….but the fourth time is the charm! Until then, I’ll just keep collecting application fees, am continuing to screen tenants in the interim and not worrying about it. After all, there is a buyer for every house, and as long as we aren’t losing money, we win!

Stay tuned for part five, where I talk about tenant screening and the tools I use to automate everything.

Hugs and kisses,

Ms. Lowball

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Ms. Lowball is the editor in cheif for the smartass. This website is run and administered by her company, Valkeryie Consulting.
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